Lady Whistledown Returns
Apr 5, 2022 23:54:39 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2022 23:54:39 GMT
Lady Whistledown's
SOCIETY PAPERS
TUESDAY, 5 MARCH 2022
EXTRAORDINARY PEOPLE. EXTRAORDINARY NEWS.
My dearest gentle Reader,
LADY WHISTLEDOWN RETURNS
It has been far too long. You may not know me, but, oh, do I know you. The Society Papers shall document the lives and misfortunes of the ton. Every season, this writer shall declare the incomparable, the diamond. The one who brings delight and wonder to the ton. However, the only vote shall be mine and mine alone.
From dissension within the august parties, to the royal scandal within the Palace, I shall cover it all. Truly, an entertainment that has not been witnessed by the ton in far too long. Well, well, whatever shall I find out next?
LADY WHISTLEDOWN RETURNS
It has been far too long. You may not know me, but, oh, do I know you. The Society Papers shall document the lives and misfortunes of the ton. Every season, this writer shall declare the incomparable, the diamond. The one who brings delight and wonder to the ton. However, the only vote shall be mine and mine alone.
From dissension within the august parties, to the royal scandal within the Palace, I shall cover it all. Truly, an entertainment that has not been witnessed by the ton in far too long. Well, well, whatever shall I find out next?
Yours truly,
Lady Whistledown
Lady Whistledown
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