Return of the Vanished - Lucas
May 4, 2019 18:13:48 GMT
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Post by Lucas Stewart on May 4, 2019 18:13:48 GMT
*SNAP*
Oof, what happened? Where's... Wait... WHAT THE FU-
*A strange golden glove with some gay pride jewels embedded in it flies right over Lucas's head*
Where am I? What's going on?
*Captain Marvel comes shooting through the sky*
Brie Larson? You were AMAZING in Room! Er, I mean... Carol!
*Spiderman swings by holding the Infinity Gauntlet*
JayDee? What the hell?
*Lucas climbs out of a hole in the rocks to see what's going on*
"HEAD'S UP, SON!"
*Reacting just in time, Lucas sidesteps Mjolnir as it flies straight into the hand of...*
Captain America! OH MY GOD YOU'RE MY FAVORITE! Also, great ass bro ;)
"Thanks! You looking for something?"
Uh, yeah, actually... What happened? What's going on?
"Long story... But the important thing is that you and everyone else are back now. Toss me my shield?"
With pleasure, Sir.
*Later, after the battle, debriefing with everyone*
Yeah so basically I was finishing up some school stuff and hoping that over the break I could get back to my usual hell-raising and the like, when suddenly I got this weird headache, like my skull was being ripped open. I turned to look in the mirror and WHADDYA KNOW it's floating away in little pieces like confetti! Few seconds later, I blacked out.
Next thing I know, I'm on the battlefield with literally every superhero from the MCU while they're fighting this big ugly purple dude again, and y'all know the story from there.
But no yeah seriously guys, sorry for going MIA like I'd been caught in the Snapture. College really tried to kick my ass these past few months, but I gave it right back to 'em, so now it's OVER, at least until September, and ya boi is probably gonna end up with a 4.0 for the semester. But it sure is good to be home! If anyone wants to offer therapy for PTSD from too many multivariate regression models, please reach out to me on Discord thx
